"In 20 years I won’t remember today; that scares me."
"I search for humour in every situation I find myself in. Being able to laugh shit off is an art I’ve mastered."
I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.
"You’re alive only once, as far as we know, and what could be worse than getting to the end of your life and realizing you hadn’t lived it?"